Those people think that the ozone layer is causing the glaciers to melt. And when the aforementioned glaciers melt, it will flood the Earth. Or something like that. It’s been a semester since I took Astronomy/Biology and we discussed that stuff.
Well. I found a flaw to that plan. You see, I was reading the Bible.
And in Genesis 9:11, the LORD (he’s a pretty powerful person. And believable source. Even if he doesn’t have his doctorate) says, “Yes, I am confirming my covenant with you. Never again will the floodwaters kill all living creatures; never again will a flood destroy the earth.”
So. Therefore, since I believe in the Bible, I believe that God won’t flood the Earth. Because he is a God that remembers his promises. And since I believe God won’t flood the Earth, I don’t believe that all the glaciers will melt and flood the Earth.
Reason 777 not to believe in global warming. :)