Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Reason number 7 7 7 not to believe in global warming

Those people think that the ozone layer is causing the glaciers to melt. And when the aforementioned glaciers melt, it will flood the Earth. Or something like that. It’s been a semester since I took Astronomy/Biology and we discussed that stuff.

Well. I found a flaw to that plan. You see, I was reading the Bible.

And in Genesis 9:11, the LORD (he’s a pretty powerful person. And believable source. Even if he doesn’t have his doctorate) says, “Yes, I am confirming my covenant with you. Never again will the floodwaters kill all living creatures; never again will a flood destroy the earth.”

So. Therefore, since I believe in the Bible, I believe that God won’t flood the Earth. Because he is a God that remembers his promises. And since I believe God won’t flood the Earth, I don’t believe that all the glaciers will melt and flood the Earth.

Reason 777 not to believe in global warming. :)



  1. I LOVE THIS POST! My roommate and I were just pondering over how true it is...Thanks for the great thoughts!

  2. Amazing how reading the Bible can fill you with such wisdom, especially when you come from a great gene pool.